I want to yeet myself off a building
rating: +2+x

Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: Following Incident-XXXX-1, SCP-XXXX is uncontained. All sightings of SCP-XXXX are to be reported to Foxtrot-5, “Wild Goose Chase.” When SCP-XXXX is recovered, it is to be contained within a sound-proof standard humanoid containment cell.

Description: SCP-XXXX is a human male approximately 1.5 meters in height. Instances of SCP-XXXX-1 will manifest at random intervals in time. SCP-XXXX-1 is a verbal anomaly appearing in the form of a singular hiccup, exceeding 100 dBA. Following a manifestation of SCP-XXXX-1, various members from the Anatidae family will spawn. (hereby referred to as SCP-XXXX-2). The amount of SCP-XXXX-2 spawned is dependent on the space available. Following the manifestation, all instances will proceed to roost around SCP-XXXX no matter the condition of the space they are in.

Addendum-XXXX-1:

Discovery: SCP-XXXX was initially discovered in Elkhart, Indiana, on 6/25/2018, following calls made by locals reporting a mass amount of geese in a park. Upon arrival, SCP-XXXX was found in a tree attempting to hide from the geese. Shortly after this SCP-XXXX was retrieved from the tree following its retrieval it manifested an instance of SCP-XXXX-1.

Addendum-XXXX-2:
Interview Log

Addendum-XXXX-3:
Incident report
So essentially this guy loves geese and sees them as people. Geese were the only ones who don’t give a shit about his hiccups.
Dr Aers meme man- “have the Foundation send out an aircraft to catch up and retrive geese-man but the geese protect him”
Hiccup geese
God I hate using mobile

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