Item #: SCP-XXXX |
Level 4/XXXX |
Object Class: Safe |
Classified |
Overhead photograph of Havana taken by a Foundation spy plane with SCP-XXXX circled in red.
Special Containment Procedures: The Foundation is currently engaged in a mass disinformation and amnesticization campaign with the assistance of the FBI Unusual Incidents Unit, Global Occult Coalition, and the Cuban government. Any photos, written accounts, or audio/visual reports of Incident XXXX-1221 including seismologic, astronomic, and meteorological records of June 4th, 1966 are to be secured and stored within Provisional Site-1221 (Cuba) or Site-55 (US). Public records of the event have been altered and the cover story of an earthquake in the area has been implemented.
The Foundation is to continue Morozhka Protocol as outlined in Document CMA:3433 in order to ensure the ongoing containment of SCP-XXXX and SCP-XXXX-1.
Description: SCP-XXXX is an extraterrestrial disc-shaped spacecraft located in the Vedado district of Havana, Cuba. It is 274 m long, 80 m wide and approximately 19 m tall, though only 9 m of the structure is above ground. SCP-XXXX is capable of FTL travel and has been recorded to move at speeds of up to 45,000 km per hour; though it has only been observed in motion once. The exterior is composed of a previously unknown lightweight alloy compound, as well as aluminum, titanium, and ceramic compounds. A non-ventilated hermetically sealed chamber accessible via an airlocked room at the center of SCP-XXXX's upper level leads to a decompression/compression room, after which an elevator can be taken to the lower levels of SCP-XXXX.
The lower interior of SCP-XXXX is largely unexplored, as the onboard ECLSS simulates an atmosphere comprised of phosphorus pentafluoride and artificial gravity calculated at about 1.086e+8 Pa. The conditions within SCP-XXXX simulate conditions suitable for its inhabitants, designated as SCP-XXXX-1.
SCP-XXXX mid-flight. The photo was taken by a Canadian tourist near Morro Castle in Havana.
SCP-XXXX-1 is the group designation for five extraterrestrial humanoids of unknown origin. The appearance of the species is unknown, but they have been noted as possessing six-fingered hands with two opposable thumbs on both hands, a prehensile tail, and unguligrade bipedal feet. Though capable of speech, the language spoken by SCP-XXXX-1 is irreplicable in human speech. All communications with SCP-XXXX-1 have been carried out via a written Pidgin language developed by CMA.
SCP-XXXX
outline
- ship suddenly appears over earth and flies down to cuba, where it lands. first addendum is about there being a panic which is quickly quashed by global amnestic release in cooperation with GOC, UIU, and Foundation
- the ship has landed in cuba and no one knows what the fuck is going on, GRU-P and CMA refuse to answer and cubas government is being standoffish as usual
- It is theorized that the ship may be the first in an invasion of the US allied with the Soviet Union
- It is also theorized that it might be a super weapon
- addendum 3 is after CMA refuses to meet with foundation, uiu, or goc reps. the foundation and uiu are trying to figure out what they can do after their spies were caught
- GOC manages to grab a picture of Coppelia and get some minor information, confirm xenobiological life is cooperating with the Cubans and Soviets, GOC wants to blow it up, foundation wants to build super magnets to contain it, UIU just wants to know what is going on addendum 4
- GRU-P and Foundation meet up "its an ice cream shop "yeah, i dont beleive you pal" addendum 5
- goc continues to hyper fund the creation of weapons, Foundation tries super magnets, UIU asks CMA politely to disclose what the fuck is going on with that. CMA responds they have it under control and also fuck off. no one is pleased, mexican stand off contines. addendum 6
- AN-SO leaks information about castro's super cow ubre blanca being the product of aliens, specifically the aliens within coppelia. additionally, AN-SO managed to infiltrate GRU-P due to them being underfunded and the soviet union collapsing around this time. maybe crosslink to my ubre blanca scp from ES. addendum 7
- CMA document detaling everything about the anomaly. SCP-XXXX is a spaceship dedicated to creating ice cream in exchange for nickel. scp-XXXX-1 are ice cream vendors who plan on loading up on nickel and exchanging ice cream for it, dont want any trouble and just want nickel. (nickel is explained as being a very important component in the creation of some industry or something, which is plentiful in cuba) SCP-XXXX-2 are cows. Cows are a universal constant. The cows in SCP-XXXX are genetically engineered super cows, and they gave one to Castro as a sign of good faith. (ubre blanca)
- Foundation is forced to continue the deal with Cuban government under threat of them funding and exposing AN-SO of the aliens. Why? Cuba wants $$$. UIU is upset.