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Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: Full containment is deferred to GoI-466 (Wilson's Wildlife Solutions) as per the Boring Agreement1.

SCP-XXXX has been transferred to Foundation containment in Site-64 as per Addendum 2 of the Boring Agreement. SCP-XXXX is to be kept in a 20 x 40 m enclosure surrounded by 5 m tall concrete walls. 15 kg of papayas, mangos, and bananas are to be provided to the entity on a daily basis. A LAIM2 veterinarian from Site-64's biological containment wing is to submit weekly reports regarding SCP-XXXX's health to the project lead (Currently Dr. Grace) on a weekly basis.

Description: SCP-XXXX is an emaciated, mechanically altered male western lowland gorilla (gorilla gorilla gorilla). It wears purple overalls with a gold-colored 'W' emblazoned on the front across the chest. The fabric appears to be fused to the entity's body, rendering removal impossible. SCP-XXXX's arms end in metal hi-hat cymbals in place of hands, which it uses in locomotion, consumption of food, etc.

A medical examination has revealed the entity has been neutered and possesses minimal testosterone levels. Most of its teeth have been dulled and the canines removed, replaced with additional molars. SCP-XXXX's natural teeth are damaged and contain several cavities. X-rays performed on SCP-XXXX indicate its internal organs have been reorganized or removed to accommodate a metallic pianola roll which connects to its esophagus.

When prompted, SCP-XXXX will open its mouth and produce music, which originates from the pianola roll in its abdomen. SCP-XXXX will begin and conclude its performances by clapping its cymbals together. The songs played by the entity are created upon demand with no set pattern to the style or duration of the pieces. A collection of recorded samples are available in Document XXXX-21012.

A paper detailing use of SCP-XXXX was found in the left pocket of its overalls, the contents of which are available below.

Hello, my name is

WALTER


This noble giant might look intimidating at first, but never fear, he can't hurt a fly. We made sure of it! Please make sure you read the following instructions before getting up to any shenanigans with your Musical Jolly Ape™ by Dr. Wondertainment

  • Don't forget to feed WALTER twice a day! WALTER loves gumdrops, chocolate, and music!
  • If you want WALTER to perform for you, just say 'Sing for me, WALTER!'
  • Parental Notice: For maximum playtime fun, it is recommended neither you or your children smile with teeth in front of WALTER. Dr. Wondertainment is not legally, morally, or financially responsible for any injuries, death, or property damage resulting from the unsafe use of a Musical Jolly Ape™ or any other Dr. Wondertainment products.
  • By reading this document you agree to all said terms and forfeit your rights to lawsuits, organized boycotts, protests, honor duels, etc.

Acquisition: SCP-XXXX was originally discovered and contained by Wilson's Wildlife Solutions on 04/02/2008. Due to the low priority assigned to WWS, the submitted capture report was not reviewed by Foundation personnel until 01/22/2009. An investigation into a possible connection between SCP-XXXX and Dr. Wondertainment was initiated.

The following document was discovered on Tim Wilson's desk by a Foundation liaison.


Upon discovery of the document, a meeting was held to discuss an appropriate course of action regarding the collusion between Tim Wilson and Dr. Wondertainment. Below is a list of actions proposed to acquire SCP-XXXX.

Action: Reduce the Foundation budget allotted to WWS.

Status: Rejected- Reducing the funding given to WWS may lead to containment breaches, which may in turn lead to a VK end of the world scenario.

Action: Revise the fifth paragraph of the Boring Agreement3 to only allow WWS to contain Safe class fauna anomalies.

Status: Rejected- This would require Site-64 to contain several more entities in its biological wing, construct additional enclosures and transport all the entities on-site, which would require expenditures the current budget cannot allow.

Action: Revise the Boring Agreement to strictly forbid WWS from containing anomalies with ties to other Persons/Groups of Interest under threat of punishment.

Status: Accepted- A proposition to the Boring Agreement to include a clause which authorizes the Foundation to seize control of any anomaly contained by WWS if substantial proof could be produced indicating the entity had ties to other Persons/Groups of Interest has been approved.

A meeting between the Site-64 Board of Directors, MTF-Beta-4 "Castaways" Captain Javier Guevara, and WWS-Foundation liaison Verlie Sincaire was organized to discuss the implementation of the proposed addendum. Tim and Faeowynn Wilson, Alice Gurscht, and Albert Westrin were in attendance as representatives of Wilson's Wildlife Solutions. Despite claiming rightful custody of SCP-XXXX, WWS conceded after three hours and the Boring Agreement was successfully addended. Extraction of SCP-XXXX was scheduled for the following day.

The following emails were exchanged between Tim Wilson and Roger Tarpan from the Department of External Affairs following the extraction of SCP-XXXX from the Wilson Center.

FROM: gro.retnecnosliw|55nosliw_t#gro.retnecnosliw|55nosliw_t
TO: roger.tarpan.EAD@scipnet
RE: Walter

Howdy,

You've been a great boon to the Center and I want to keep relations amicable between us, but this could not have come at a worse time. We were making great progress with Walter; he'd finally put on a few pounds and was getting to be more sociable with a few of the other critters we have in the Terrestrial Center. This move is going to be big and scary for him, so please make sure he feels comfortable.

I'm going to include Fae's notes on Walter as an attachment. As his primary caretaker, she knew him better than anyone. I hope they'll be of use to you, but I also hope you folks reconsider and let us have Walter back. If there's something we're proud of here at Wilson's it's our ability to change a critter's life for the best.

Hoping to see Walter again,

— Tim Wilson

📎 ATTACHMENT: Critter Observations: WALTER (Nicolini note- this supplement will be written soon)


FROM: roger.tarpan.EAD@scipnet

TO: twilson466@scipnet

RE: SCP-XXXX


Hello,

We are thankful for your cooperation and understand your frustrations in regards to SCP-XXXX's situation. Please keep in mind that we have taken SCP-XXXX into our custody for its own good. Though I cannot share a lot of information with you due to your lack of security clearance, I can tell you the following. There are many out there who would try to do bring harm to SCP-XXXX simply due to its association with another anomalous group. We're on the same page here; neither of us wants any harm to come to it.

Thank you for providing us with these notes, I'll make sure they are given to SCP-XXXX's new handlers. The work you and your center do is highly appreciated.

Additionally, please refrain from using non-encrypted emails to contact us. Instead, I request you use the email address we have provided you with.

Thank you.

- Roger Tarpan,
Department of External Affairs Representative
Secure. Contain. Protect.

Addendum: Following the acquisition of SCP-XXXX, Site-64 has increased the priority level of supervising the daily activities of GOI-466. All communications systems in the Wilson Terrestrial and Avian centers are currently being monitored for signs of suspicious activities or possible interactions with other Persons/Groups of Interest.

No such commincations have been recorded to date. (Nicolini Note: Write supplement letter!)

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