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UNGA BUNGA

WHORE

Habataitara modoranai to itte
Mezashita no wa aoi aoi ano sora

Kanashimi wa mada oboerarezu
Setsunasa wa ima tsukami hajimeta
Anata e to daku kono kanjou mo
Ima kotoba ni kawatte iku

Michi naru sekai no yume kara
Mezamete kono hane wo hiroge tobitatsu

Habataitara modoranai to itte
Mezashita no wa shiroi shiroi ano kumo
tsukinuketara mitsukaru to shiite

Furikiru hodo aoi aoi ano sora
aoi aoi ano sora,aoi aoi ano sora

Aisou sukita you na oto de
Sabireta furui mado wa kowareta

Miakita kago wa hora sutete iku
Furikaeru koto wa mou nai
Takanaru kodou ni kokyuu wo azukete
Kono mado wo kette tobitatsu

Kakedashitara te ni dekiru to itte
Izanau no wa tooi tooi ano koe
Mabushi sugita anata no te mo nigitte
Motomeru hodo aoi aoi ano sora

Ochite iku to wakatte ita
Soredemo hikari wo oi tsudzukete iku yo

Habataitara modoranai to itte
Sagashita no wa shiroi shiroi ano kumo
Tsukinuketara mitsukaru to shiitte
Furikiru hodo aoi aoi ano sora

Aoi aoi ano sora
Aoi aoi ano sora
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There is a surprising lack of racial slurs on this open webpage.
nice


THE RATESNAKE SMILES AT YOU, TRAVELLER


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oh boy he slitherin
Item#: 6000
Level5
Containment Class:
neutralized
Secondary Class:
{$secondary-class}
Disruption Class:
{$disruption-class}
Risk Class:
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Photo of SCP-6000 taken during Incident 6000-B

Special Containment Procedures: N/A

Description: WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS PLACE MR CACTUS MAN
DOES THE CAACK MOON AND HOWL?
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BOW DOWN BEFORE THE ALMIGHTY GOC REFRIGERATOR! GLORY TO THE GOC AND MAY WE SMITE THOSE DAMN SARKICS!

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You're all dead to me

the fuck is a gender?

[EXCESSIVE YODELING REMOVED]

WELCOME TO THE RICE FIELDS!

GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT WOMEN AREN'T REAL!!!!!!!!

Currently, this is anomalous enough to be contained at the main site, who is gonna post it?


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Item #: SCP-Yees-CB

Object Class: Pee Pee

Special Containment Procedures: Poo Poo

Description: Toilet

The man who looks upon it on death will continue living throughout's it's limitless memory. It will love and cherish you until the inevitable heat death of the universe. It will fondly look back upon the fleeting moments it shared as you withered away into dust on it's black pavement. Petco will always love you.

All esoteric classes are just Super-Keter1.

"Ahoy-hoy! My name is Dr. Cimmerian and this is why you're wrong about footnotes being at the bottom of the page…" [[span]]

[[span class="customFont"]] IVE FUCKING HAD IT WITH ALL OF YOU IM SERIOUSLY AT MY LIMIT.

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This is for you2 big fat white nasty smelling fat bitch why you took me off the motherfuckin schedule with your trifflin dirty white racist ass you big fat bitch oompa loompa body ass bitch I'm coming up there and I'm gonna beat the fuck out of you bitch and don't even call the police today cause I'm gonna come up there unexpected and wait on your motherfuckin ass bitch.

**item nomber*: scp-cbt

objct clas**: cock

scp: i dont fucking know???? dont try it???

descritpin: Cock and ball torture (CBT) is a sexual activity involving application of pain or constriction to the male genitals. This may involve directly painful activities, such as wax play, genital spanking, squeezing, ball-busting, genital flogging, urethral play, tickle torture, erotic electrostimulation or even kicking.[1] The recipient of such activities may receive direct physical pleasure via masochism, or emotional pleasure through erotic humiliation, or knowledge that the play is pleasing to a sadistic dominant. Many of these practices carry significant health risks.

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This is scottyhoff yeah the fuck is this

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gulliotine45

Jak definitely wasn't here. Continue scrolling

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I'm not going to attempt to write something funny. Because I'm really not fucking funny. I am incapable of contributing anything of importance to this (or any) page, and to the world in general. I am a failure, I hate myself, and everyone else also hates me.

SHUT UP YOU ALL HAVE VALUE AND YOU'RE ALL AMAZING AS FUCK

SCREW YOUR PESSIMISM I LOVE YOU ALL

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And that's all I wrote.

No, that isn't.

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