Submitting anomaly sighting report for [SITE-19] on [08/06/2018]…
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ERROR: Submission failed. REASON: One or more keywords detected
Terminal mode set to: AUTOMATIC
Accessing database…
Fetching database entry 0000-1…
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Fetched successfully. Displaying database entry 0000-1
Item #: SCP-0000
Anomaly Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: None needed. SCP-0000 is incapable of interacting with standard reality.
Description: SCP-0000 is an imperceptible entity todo
FELIS-MORT mental patterns detected. Performing deep analysis of anomaly sighting report
Current status: 002%
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Analysis completed
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Fetched successfully. Displaying database entry 0000-1
Item #: SCP-0000
Anomaly Class: Thaumiel
Special Containment Procedures: None needed. SCP-0000-A is not, and was never intended to be, under the control of the Foundation's ordinary staff. SCP-0000-B instances are already capable of accessing Site-19's Level-4 containment vault, and are therefore presumably loyal enough to require no additional protocols.
Description: SCP-0000 is the process you have just completed, designed to single out individuals with abnormally high levels of sensory-perceptual retention. If you are reading this, you've passed the test.
The object you observed within Site-19, SCP-0000-A, was constructed to facilitate this process. All information about SCP-0000-A's physical form is amemetic — it acts like a meme within the noosphere (read: collection of all human ideas and thought), but transmits a lack of information rather than the information itself. It is not self-inhibiting in the manner of many similar anomalies, but all ordinary information about it will only be able to refer, self-referentially, to the fact that there exists no information about it.
The fact that you were able to observe the object and retain details about SCP-0000-A long enough to submit a sighting report means that you qualify as abnormal within the pool of Foundation staff. Therefore, you are an anomaly, albeit a rather mundane one. Your official designation is SCP-0000-B, followed by your Foundation ID. You will remain a member of staff on all official records, but your duties will henceforth take on a much more specialised role.
Please remain seated. Further instructions will arrive shortly.
Welcome to the Counterconceptual Division.