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Item #: SCP-F

Object Class: Keter

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-F is to be contained at site of origin, Novo Airão, Brazil, coordinates -2.1308563 and -62.1771240.

A ring of McDonald's Chicken McNuggets at least 10 nuggets wide is to be placed around the boundaries of SCP-F. This ring is to be refreshed daily. Should a breach in the ring occur, an MTF manned by MTF-Theta-10 ("Welcome to Flavor Town") is to organized and sent to the break in order to eliminate any SCP-F-A or -B instances and repair the breach.

A perimeter measuring 20 meters from the boundaries of SCP-F is to be held at all times. Anyone entering or exiting the perimeter are to be terminated on-sight. All personnel are to be screened weekly for signs of SCP-F affects.

The primary directive of all further ventures into SCP-F is the elimination of the object at the center, currently thought to be a piece of paper encased in a plastic tube. The destruction of this object will most likely result in the neutralization of SCP-F.

Description: SCP-F is a roughly circular area with a radius of 300 meters, affecting a former xavante tribal village in Novo Airão, Brazil (coordinates -2.1308563 and -62.1771240). While previously modernized, the area has been transformed into a functioning urban environment. The only buildings are McDonalds fast food restaurants, small bungalow style houses, and a single two-story building in the center. A moat surrounding this building is present, made of what exploration teams sent in reported to be some variation of McDonald's Secret Sauce.

Anyone crossing the barrier into SCP-F will undergo several physiological changes, which includes, in no particular order:

  • Conversion of all body fluids into cheese
  • Conversion of all bones into an incredibly dense bread
  • Replacement of all hair with a stringy substance made of McDonald's burger meat

Once these changes are completed, the person (SCP-F-A) will also exhibit a love for McDonald's Hamburgers and will worship 'Mayor McCheese' as a divine entity of some sort. See the Interview Log below for more details.

These changes can be prevented, but only during the beginning stages of it. By eating a completely vegan diet, for a period of time, it is possible for the changes to completely fade away. However, once it progresses past a certain point (unknown at time of writing) these changes are incurable.

Every morning, all SCP-F-A instances will head towards the center of the town and begin drinking from the liquid in the moat as part of some sort of prayer. During this time, what are thought to be the disciplinary members of SCP-F (SCP-F-B) will exit the moat. Each SCP-F-B instance is roughly humanoid and bears a heavy resemblance to depictions of Officer Big Mac, possessing an incredibly large hamburger as a head. Once all of the SCP-B instances have exited from the moat, they will lift the top part of their head, revealing a McDonald's Big Mac. 50% of the SCP-F-A instances will consume the Big Mac while the other 50% will give the Big Mac back to the SCP-F-B instance they received it from. These instances will then walk inside the building.

At this point, all other SCP-F-B and SCP-F-A instances will walk inside the moat. At some point following this, all SCP-F-A instances will be returned to their houses. For details of what occurs with the building during this time, please see Exploration Log F-2. Following this ritual, SCP-F will begin spreading, spreading faster the larger it is.

Following the events detailed below in Addendum-F-1, McDonald's Brand Chicken McNuggets have proved effective in preventing the spread of SCP-F. Containment procedures have been updated.

Addendum-F-1:

Addendum-F-2:


Addendum-F-3:

Alright, so this whole thing is a super big franchising thing.
Chef Boyardee is the owner of all this. He is one of the biggest powers in the multiverse.
Mayor McCheese is someone going around, buying the rights to properties in order to set up McDonald's restaurants. It doesn't make much sense, but trust me, its extremely profitable.
All Food mascots are actually Gods, fighting and franchising and worming their way through to worlds in order to get their.

Making fun of szechuan sauce

Mayor McCheese's Earth body is very thing and incredibly tall. 7 feet to be exact.

Professor made the weird box thing. Was killed. Grimace went insane trying to contian it and was killed by the others when he turned on them.

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